One Of Those Stories

Dec 22
Dec 22
Dec 22
Dec 22

commander-snacks:

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

Dec 22
Dec 22

sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2:

“Maybe some of the troops are heroes, but not automatically. I’m sure a lot of the troops are jerks. Most people are jerks already, and it’s not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it’s okay to kill people suddenly turns the jerk into a hero.” - BoJack Horseman

Sep 26

edgebug:

what if everyone referred to him solely as “princess diana’s ex-husband”

Sep 26

gracien-system:

skeleton-monarch:

colestyle-deactivated20231123:

jrwiyuri:

colestyle-deactivated20231123:

colestyle-deactivated20231123:

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going “this is so funny” you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

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you cant do this to me

…We’re stealing this bit.

Sep 26

radicalgraff:

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Anti-monarchist message layed out on Black mountain in Belfast for ‘king’ Charles, when he visited the city yesterday.

Sep 26

duckdotcom:

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Sep 26
Sep 26

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

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Electronic advertising commemorating Queen Elizabeth, partly destroyed by something hard. London, 2022.

Sep 26

kermits-cup-of-tea:

sharkcloset:

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why are they like this?

it worked tho. i clicked it

Sep 26

healingvibes-collor-n-mood:

Optical Illusion Paintings by Rob Gonsalves

Sep 06

singingaboutwishingx:

this is going to be such a stale observation because i’m so late to the party but i am OBSESSED with how most of the animals in bojack horseman have names that sound like a child would give to a pet. princess carolyn. mr. peanutbutter. pickles aplenty. rutabaga rabitowitz. lenny turtletaub. the list goes on, but i just love it. i also like how the animals that wouldn’t typically be pets have regular human names–charlotte and penny carson, wanda pierce, etc. like the level of attention to detail in this show is nothing new, but i just love it